I Took one of Those Online Quiz Things.

Here's the results:

Your Ice Cream Personality:

You are a son-of-a-bitch. You are a greedy and self-centered ass that would stab his own mother in the back for a nickel. You are a loser. You are about as much fun as a chess set with half the pieces missing. You never take risks, you'd actually have to leave your parent's basement once in a while to even notice that risks exist in the world. You are a close minded, inflexible jerk. The only thing you are capable of loving is yourself, both figuratively and literally. You tend to have tastes that range from embarrassingly perverse to ridiculously banal. You are such a single-minded unitasker that you couldn't possibly walk and chew gum at the same time. You've been dead inside ever since you failed to ask cute little Mindy Allen to your senior prom, instead staying home that night and crying yourself to sleep. You can be a big dramatic and over the top sometimes, but not in a good way; more of a creepy and irritating way. You suck, bigtime.

The Ice Cream Personality Test

What the hell, man...