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Saturday, May 24, 2008
Paultards are Thick in my Neck of the Woods
The bigger the sign, the better the candidate, right? Somebody needs to tell these idiots that Ron Paul lost the nomination, and thankfully never really stood a chance in the first place.
I see you aren't in touch with the intricacies of American fringe politics. Dr. Ron Paul personally delivered 5 hundred billion babies before bringing the pure unadulterated awesomeness that is the Libertarian message to the people; a message which has no flaws of any kind, and can be quite compassionate if you look hard enough. It's kind of like the compassion shown by people who smile before fatally stabbing you in the heart; hey, at least they smiled! Dr. Ron Paul also is a firm believer of the inflation fighting power of the Gold Standard to stop the Evil Government from blindly printing out acres and acres of fiat money which you know those bastards are just itching to do. Gold, which never fluctuates in value *wink*, will make the American dollar as solid as a rock, a gold rock! Those who cry deflation are just chicken littles who don't want to have to work for 8 cents an hour. It was good enough for my great, great, great, great grandfather, it should be good enough for them.
Dr. Ron Paul will be the Republican nominee for president, as long as McCain keels over, Romney gets abducted by space aliens, and Huckabee gets raptured back into heaven all before the convention in August. He will then go on to be elected president as long as the faithful Ron Paul supporters put up as many large signs outside of the entrances to every Walmart in the country. Do your part, freedom loving Americans!
2 comments:
Ron Paul - the big black transvestite in a blonde wig? Oh no wait, that is Ru Paul I am thinking of. Oh well, work it girl!
I see you aren't in touch with the intricacies of American fringe politics. Dr. Ron Paul personally delivered 5 hundred billion babies before bringing the pure unadulterated awesomeness that is the Libertarian message to the people; a message which has no flaws of any kind, and can be quite compassionate if you look hard enough. It's kind of like the compassion shown by people who smile before fatally stabbing you in the heart; hey, at least they smiled! Dr. Ron Paul also is a firm believer of the inflation fighting power of the Gold Standard to stop the Evil Government from blindly printing out acres and acres of fiat money which you know those bastards are just itching to do. Gold, which never fluctuates in value *wink*, will make the American dollar as solid as a rock, a gold rock! Those who cry deflation are just chicken littles who don't want to have to work for 8 cents an hour. It was good enough for my great, great, great, great grandfather, it should be good enough for them.
Dr. Ron Paul will be the Republican nominee for president, as long as McCain keels over, Romney gets abducted by space aliens, and Huckabee gets raptured back into heaven all before the convention in August. He will then go on to be elected president as long as the faithful Ron Paul supporters put up as many large signs outside of the entrances to every Walmart in the country. Do your part, freedom loving Americans!
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